Holiday Laughs

Savannah Kerns

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Everyone loves funny jokes, so I thought I would share some Christmas jokes to brighten up everyone's holiday season. Here are 20 holidays jokes to start:

1: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

2: What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney? Claus-trophobia.

3: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.

4: What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.

5: How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.

6: What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a clause.

7: What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo.

8: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.

9: Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.

10: Why do reindeer like Beyonce so much? She sleighs.

11: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.

12: What did Santa say when he stepped in a big puddle? It must have reindeer.

13: What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws.

14: What's every elf's favorite type of music? Wrap!

15: What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

16: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!

17: Who's Santa's favorite singer? Elfish Presley.

18: What did the Christmas tree do when its bank closed? It started its own branch.

19: How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.

20: Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.